HUMOR: Colleges

J. Ferrell - withheld (ferrell@withheld.net)
Tue, 22 Apr 1997 08:37:05 -0400 (EDT)

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>Acceptance speeches from various schools:
>
>
> Duke: ``One side, rabble. A Duke man is coming through.''
>
> Clemson: ``Yeeeee-haw! I done granulated. Git in the truck, baby, an
> less git us some beer.''
>
> South Carolina: ``Bring more trucks. We gotta get more beer than
> Clemson.''
>
> North Carolina: ``With a degree, I can go anywhere. But why bother?
> I'll stay in Chapel Hill
> and wait for everyplace to rotate past.''
>

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