Forwarded message:
| >> FIFTEEN REASONS WHY DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS - - -
| >>
| >> 1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
| >>
| >> 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
| >>
| >> 3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
| >>
| >> 4. Too difficult to "mwithheld" every web site they visit.
| >>
| >> 5. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
| >>
| >> 6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
| >>
| >> 7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
| >> www.pethouse.com instead of working.
| >>
| >> 8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that virtual Frisbee.
| >>
| >> 9. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
| >>
| >> 10. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail
| >>
| >> wagging.
| >>
| >> 11. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
| >>
| >> 12. Saliva coated floppy disks refuse to work.
| >>
| >> 13. SIT and STAY were hard enough; GREP and AWK are out of the
| >> question!
| >>
| >> 14. Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
| >>
| >> 15. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ("Too hard to
| >> type with paws!")
-- withheld C. L'withheld dcl@explore.com Network Systems Technician