ACC humor...
Diane withheld (ddavis@bbtnet.com)
Mon, 21 Apr 1997 09:04:03 -0400
How many Duke students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One =
to screw it in and one to say how they did it as well as an Ivy Leaguer.
How many FSU students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many NCSU students does it take to change a light bulb?
None-NCSU looks better in the dwithheld.
How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb? Three-One to =
change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
How many GaTech students does it take to change a light bulb? Five-one =
to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure =
out how to power the rest of Atlanta using that nuked light bulb, two to =
install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall =
switch.
How many Wake students does it take to change a light bulb? Five-One to =
change the light bulb and four to find the perfect J.Crew outfit to wear =
for the occasion.
How many Maryland students does it take to change a light bulb? =
Four-One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and =
two to throw the old bulb at American U. students.
How many UNC students does it take to change a light bulb? =
Seventy-six-one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light =
bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many Clemson students does it take to change a light bulb?
None-Clemson doesn't have electricity.
diane p. davis
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