HUMOR: Fwd: 11 Reasons
Charley Bwithheld (cbwithheld@withheld.net)
Tue, 13 Feb 1996 16:18:12 -0500
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>For some reason, I thought you'd enjoy this. I'll send the gif file of
>the
>pwithhelding sticker later today...
>love ya
>Caroline
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> 11 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ
>
>1. Some folks have it, some don't.
>2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
>3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
>4. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
> worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
>5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
>6. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it
> hard to get any real work done.
>7. In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
> vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's
> the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it
>for fun most of the time.
>8. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
>9. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult
> to think coherently.
>10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
> and influence warrant.
>11. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot
>of
> trouble.
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