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Date: Wed, 14 Feb 1996 10:53:58 -0500
From: Maronpot.Jennifer <maronpo1@NIEHS.NIH.GOV>
To: Mwithheld A withheld <withheld@withheld.net>
Subject: FW: Humor: Rejection letters
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From: Mahoney.Mary on Wed, Feb 14, 1996 10:37 AM
Subject: FW: Humor: Rejection letters
To: Maronpot.Jennifer
>Ever wonder what to do when those rejection letters start piling
>up? Well here's a suggestion:
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>[Date Today]
>
>Dear Mr. Kennelly:
>
>Thank you for your letter of January 29. After careful
>consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
>your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I
>have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
>number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
>field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
>refusals.
>
>Despite McKinsey's outstanding qualifications and previous
>experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
>does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will
>initiate employment with your firm immediately following
>graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
>
>Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
>
>Sincerely,
>
>[Your name here]
--Dan Bularzik, Hired Gun (bularzik@nando.net)
"Have disk one, will travel."
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