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the difference between the front row and the back row on an airless
day in step class, somehow you reminded me of this. Diane
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Thought I would forward this joke to the list. Thought you would all enjoy
it.
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: FW: ...more computer geek humor......
Yet another M.S. joke.
Maarten
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this
call; I'm not sure where to send you. After all, you helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet
you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something
I've never done before. In your case; I'm going to let you decide
whether you want to go to Heaven or Hell."
Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter: "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it
will help your decision."
Bill: "Fine, but where should I go first?"
St. Peter: "I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first. "So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of
bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing, and
frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature was perfect.
Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is
hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"
"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in
the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It
was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a minute, and
rendered his decision.
"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to
Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to
see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill,
shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dwithheld caves, being
burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked
Bill. Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited
two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that
other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women
playing in the water?"
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
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