HUMOR: Jobs Available Immediately!

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Wed, 2 Apr 1997 11:42:29 -0500 (EST)

Thirty Nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and
production house. Our business has really taken off like a comet and we
now have quite a few positions to fill.

The individuals at the core of our group have worked closely together for
over 20 years. During those years, each of us has developed a high degree
of skill and know-how through personal discipline and concerted effort.
We try to stay positive in every circumstance and put the good of a
project above any personal concerns or artistic egos. By sustaining this
attitude and conduct, we have achieved a high level of efficiency and
quality in our work. This crew-minded effort, combined with ingenuity and
creativity, have helped us provide advanced solutions at highly
competitive rates.

Based in Rancho Santa Fe, California (near San Diego), we provide
excellent opportunity for advancement to a higher place. In fact all of
our employees have recently been promoted.

We provide free clothing, Nike tennis shoes, pudding, apple sauce and
vodka. You must supply your own Phenol Barbital. Every employee is issued
a large purple cloth, the purpose of which will become clear. Free
haircuts too.

No experience is necessary. Testicles optional. We will train you to
work and think within our business model. ID is required. Abduction
experiences a plus

Please send resumes to bunchowackos@highersource.com.