11) Reporters can't count.
10) Un-housebroken puppies won't "go" on a computer.
9) The soy ink that gets on your fingers has 7 essential amino acids.
8) It takes over 1000 flame wars to light a fireplace.
7) The only true conspiracy theory is the one that refutes all the
other conspiracy theories.
6) Have you *ever* wrapped a fish or lined a birdcage with a computer?
5) Everyone knows the major domains are all owned by White Supremists.
4) Some people prefer yesterday's news.
3) It will be a long time before bathroom computers are safe,
convenient, and economical.
2) On the internet, people often ask for the source of your
information.
[Drum roll and an annoying comment by Paul Schaefer]
1) If the N&O prints this without my permission, I'll sue them.
-- (C) 1997 by Seth J. Fehrs Reprints by At large member FEHRS002@MC.DUKE.EDU permission NC Libertarian Party Programmer Analyst, DUMC only please Executive Committee