HUMOR: Friday Funny (fwd)
abc@withheld.net
Fri, 28 Mar 1997 10:56:08 -0500 (EST)
>>> A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is
>>> having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is
>>> OK ? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie
>>> Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is
>>> fine and sends him to bed.
>>>
>>> The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
>>>
>>> One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish
>>> him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man
>>> again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt
>>> that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that
>>> granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
>>>
>>> The next day, granddaddy dies.
>>>
>>> One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish
>>> him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man
>>> again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt
>>> that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK
>>> and sends the boy to bed.
>>>
>>> The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
>>> The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is
>>> going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work
>>> fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared
>>> of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will
>>> somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every
>>> movement and hides under his desk. At the end of a very
>>> painfully long day, he again drives slowly home.
>>>
>>> Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God
>>> Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire
>>> life !" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman
>>> dropped dead on the doorstep this morning..."