| The OJ Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss
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| I did not kill my lovely wife.
| I did not slash her with a knife.
| I did not bonk her on the head.
| I did not know that she was dead.
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| I stayed home that fateful night.
| I took a limo, then took a flight.
| The bag i had was just for me.
| My bag! My bag! Hey, let it be!
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| When I came home, I had a gash.
| My hand was cut from broken glass.
| I cut my hand on broken glass.
| A broken glass did cause the gash.
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| My friend, he took me for a ride.
| All through LA, from side to side.
| >From North to South, we took a ride.
| But from the cops we could not hide.
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| My trial lasted for a year.
| A year! A year! Just sitting here!
| The DNA the HEM the Haw!
| The circus-hype the viewers saw!
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| Did you do this awful crime?
| Did you do this anytime?
| I did not do this awful crime.
| I could not, would not, anytime.
| Did you take this person's life?
| Did you do it with a knife?
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| I did not do it with a knife.
| I did not, could not, kill my wife.
| I did not do this awful crime.
| I could not, would not, anytime.
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| Did you hit her from above?
| Did you drop this bloody glove?
| I did not hit her from above.
| I cannot even wear that glove.
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| The glove you see it doesn't fit.
| The lawyer says you must acquit.
| Acquit becuase the cops all lied.
| Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried.
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| The jury came back verdict in hand
| And silence fell across the land.
| Not guilty, not guitly, they did decree
| Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free.
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| And now I'm free, I can return
| to my house for which I yearn.
| And to my family whom I love.
| Now would you please return my glove!
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| THE END
-- withheld C. L'withheld dcl@clearlight.com http://www.clearlight.com/~dcl