Fwd: poem

Jim (jbusch@enterprise.withheld.net)
Wed, 26 Mar 1997 17:01:10 -0500

The following poem appeared recently in INFOCUS magazine. The
original authors were Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College
& Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI.

A poll conducted among INFOCUS readers had established
"waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters <
and >, though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies." The text of the
poem follows:

<>!*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.