HUMOR: Corporate Politics
withheld C. L'withheld (dcl@explore.com)
Mon, 24 Mar 1997 10:23:03 -0500 (EST)
| >>>> The Creation
| >>>>
| >>>> In the beginning was the plan
| >>>> And then came the assumptions
| >>>> And the assumptions were without form
| >>>> And the plan was completely without substance
| >>>> And dwithheldness was on the faces of the workers
| >>>> and they spake unto their Group Leaders saying:
| >>>> "It is a withheld of shit, and it stinketh!"
| >>>>
| >>>> And the Group Leaders went to their managers, and sayeth:
| >>>> "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide this odour thereof."
| >>>>
| >>>>And the Managers went unto their Senior Managers and sayeth unto them:
| >>>> "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
| >>>> Such that none here may abide by it."
| >>>>
| >>>>And the Senior Managers went unto their Director, and sayeth unto him:
| >>>>"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."
| >>>>
| >>>>And the Directors went unto their Vice President, and sayeth unto him:
| >>>>"It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."
| >>>>
| >>>> And the Vice President went to the Senior Vice President,
| >>>> And sayeth unto him:
| >>>> "It promotes growth, and is very powerful."
| >>>>
| >>>>And the Senior Vice President went to the President, and sayeth unto him:
| >>>> "This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and
| >>>> Efficiency of the Company, and this area in particular."
| >>>>
| >>>> And the President looked upon the plan,
| >>>> And saw that it was good,
| >>>> And the plan became Policy.
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withheld C. L'withheld
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