COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Computers are not intelligent - They only think they are
My software never has bugs - It just develops random features
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN!!
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Best file compression around: "DEL" = 100% compression
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
BREAKFAST.COM Halted . . . Cereal Post not responding
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yard to go!
Access denied - - nah nah nah nah nah!!!
C:\> Bad command or file name! - Go stand in the corner
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
E Pluribus Modem
>...File not found - Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington, DC? (Y/N)
11th Commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
24 hours in a day . . . 24 beers in a case . . . coincidence?
Windows: just another pane in the glass
SENILE.COM found . . . out of memory
Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee
RAM disk is not an installation procedure
Shell to DOS . . . Come in DOS . . . Do you copy?
Computer: a device designed to speed up and automate errors
Smash forehead on keyboard to contine . . .
Enter any 11-digit prime number to contine . . .
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
Error: keyboard not attached - Press F1 to continue
DOS tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press any key . . . no, No, NO!!!!! Not THAT one!!
Press <CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue . . .