HUMOR: Einstein (fwd)
Alan Cwithheld (abc@gateway.com)
Tue, 17 Dec 1996 14:06:33 -0500 (EST)
> It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working
> as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates. One slow day, he found that he
> had time to chat with the new entrants. To the first one he asked,
> "What's your IQ?" The new arrival replied, "190". They discussed
> Einstein's theory of relativity for hours. When the second new arrival
> came, Einstein once again inquired as to the newcomer's IQ. The answer
> this time came "120". To which Einstein replied, "Tell me, how did the
> Cubs do this year?" and they proceeded to talk for half an hour or so.
> To the final arrival, Einstein once again posed the question, "What's
> your IQ?". Upon receiving the answer "70", Einstein smiled and asked,
> "Got a minute to tell me about VMS 4.0?"