HUMOR: "At-Home Pet Cures!"

J. Ferrell - withheld (ferrell@withheld.net)
Sun, 15 Dec 1996 22:25:55 -0500 (EST)

These are not *supposed* to be funny but they really struck me as so.
These headlines are taken from a promotional flyer for the magazine
"Prevention for Pets" which is a spinoff of the "Prevention" health mag.
They are all very serious home remedies for your cat or dog and are
intended to coax you into buying the magazine.

At-Home Pet Cures!

"Cure flatulence with a tennis ball!
Kill fleas with a lasagna pan!
Paper bag helps your cat lose weight!
Shoe box cure for bored cats!
Calm your anxious pet with a dirty t-shirt!"

And best of all...

"Cure your pet's bad breath with an ordinary rope!"

Yes, I suppose that would work. ;)

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