1. Oh, not ANOTHER day off work
2. Brown Brown Brown Brown
3. What in God's name are giblets?
4. Have to spend time with the family
5. Where are all my presents?
6. There aren't any good Thanksgiving songs
7. Do we really need to set aside a day for eating?
8. If someone would actually cook the turkey for once...or at least defrost it
9. If there's one thing I hate, it's giving thanks
10. Hey buddy, that's not a wishbone you're pulling