Outfront

Virtual Mother (withheld@InfoAve.Net)
Tue, 12 Nov 1996 02:57:14 -0500 (EST)

D id you read about the 14-year-old kid in Durham who claimed he was 40 and
voted in last week's elections?<P>

Right. And nobody noticed. But that's not the amazing part. The amazing
part is, he said he voted straight Republican. The party of Dole and
Thurmond swept the 14-year-old vote.<P>

The boy, a high school freshman, said, ``I expected them to be like,
`You're not 18, go away.' But as soon as I stuck my little paper in the
machine, I was like, `Wow, I voted, all right!' ''<P>

In an exclusive interview with OutFront, Bob Dole said, ``Wow! I'm like,
`Hey, that's terrific.' ''<P>

``Yeah, we're like, `Way to go,' '' added Jesse Helms.<P>

Cue & Ay: What do you get if you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked
politician?

Chelsea. (That's pretty mean)