HUMOR: rule 1 - always know where your towel is...

Charley Bwithheld (cbwithheld@withheld.net)
Mon, 19 Feb 1996 15:20:46 -0500

Some friends just got back from a vacation in Jamaca and told me this
story. On arriving in Jamaca, they were reminded to not leave any valubles
in their hotel room as there had been a problem with theft in the past few
months. They were very careful during their week, except for one
afternoon, while on a bus tour, they realized that they had left the camera
in the room. They were doubly concerned when, upon returning to their
room, they found that the door was ajar and their lugage and been rummaged
around a bit. To their great relief, their camera was still in the room
and nothing else seemed missing.

A few weeks after returning to NC, they had their pictures developed. To
their surprise, there was a shot in the middle of one roll of two native
men, pants down around the ankles, "mooning" the camera. The photo had
been taken in their hotel room. They had the photo enlarged, intending to
send it to the Jamacian police. With the enlargement, they were able to
make out details that had been missed on the smaller copy. One newly
visable detail was their toothbrushes, one inserted in the crack of each
man.

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