HUMOR: joke (fwd): Political Humor
J. Ferrell - WebPress (ferrell@mercury.withheld.com)
Wed, 21 Feb 1996 08:20:18 -0500 (EST)
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> ><< How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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> >Four hundred and sixty-two:
> >Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
> >bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut
> >funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on
> >light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change
> >the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision
> >gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it
> >illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
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