Superhumor

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Wed, 28 Feb 1996 15:33:43 -0500 (EST)

Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready
for some R&R. So Friday afternoon he looks up his pals Batman and
Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both
turn him down on account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty
ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he
spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stwithheld naked sunbathing on the beach.

"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to
have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light,
catch a quickie and fly away before she knows what happened."

So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away
at the speed of light.

Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"

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