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| Subject: Win theme song
| Date: Mon, 7 Oct 96 10:15:24 -0500
| From: "Grey.Mull" <GREY.MULL@apple.com>
| To: "Dan L'withheld" <dcl@clearlight.com>
|
| I found this in one of the Windows news groups. Enjoy.
|
| The Win95 Theme Song
|
| [to the tune of the "Mr. Ed" theme, but sung
| with a British accent for best effect:]
|
| A DOS is an OS, of course, of course
| And no one can sit on their OS, of course
| Unless their OS sits on Microsoft DOS
| Like Windows 95!
|
| You can't find the bugs without the source
| And Bill will never share it, of course
| But your personal check he'll gladly endorse--
| Buy Windows 95!
|
| Linux runs for days and days
| And never seems to stop,
| But Win95 will never crash
| Unless you boot it up!
|
| Oh, a DOS is an OS of course, of course,
| And no one can cripple an OS, of course
| You never heard of a crippled OS?
| Well, listen to this:
|
| "Winnn-dows 95!"
-- withheld C. L'withheld dcl@clearlight.com http://www.clearlight.com/~dcl