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From: "Michael S. Ramsey" 
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Subject: HUMOR: FW: TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR VALUEJET AIRLINES  (fwd)
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>TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR VALUEJET AIRLINES
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>10.  Safety inspections...we don't need no stinkin' safety inspections.
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>9.  We cut back on maintenance so we can pass the savings along to you.
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>8.  The official airline of the Hemlock Society.
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>7.  Experience the Everglades up close.
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>6.  Our pilots are younger than our planes.
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>5.  Our fares are almost as low as our cruising altitude.
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>4.  Try us once...twice if you're lucky.
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>3.  The only airline recommended by Dr. Kavorkian.
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>2.  No frills doesn't have to mean no thrills.
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>1.  Smoking on all flights.

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