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Subject: HUMOR: Top Ten (fwd): Computers (M) and Compilers (F)
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> >To: roberto, chan
> >Subject: Top Ten
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> > Top 10 reasons computers are male
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> >   10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
> >   9.  A better model is always just around the corner.
> >   8.  They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
> >   7.  It is always necessary to have a backup.
> >   6.  They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
> >   5.  The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
> >   4.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
> >   3.  The lights are on but nobody's home.
> >   2.  Big power surges knock them out for the night.
> >   1.  Size does matter
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> >
> >Top 10 reasons compilers must be female:
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> >   10. Picky, picky, picky.
> >   9.  They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
> >   8.  Beauty is only shell deep.
> >   7.  When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
> >   6.  Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
> >   5.  Always turning simple statements into big productions.
> >   4.  Smalltalk is important.
> >   3.  You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
> >   2.  They make you take the garbage out.
> >   1.  Miss a period and they go wild
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