> >Top 10 reasons compilers must be female:
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> >   10. Picky, picky, picky.
> >   9.  They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
> >   8.  Beauty is only shell deep.
> >   7.  When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
> >   6.  Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
> >   5.  Always turning simple statements into big productions.
> >   4.  Smalltalk is important.
> >   3.  You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
> >   2.  They make you take the garbage out.
> >   1.  Miss a period and they go wild
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