yo mama jokes.......
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From: Hammer, Greg
To: withheld, Amy; withheld, Dimitri
Subject: humor (of sorts)
Date: Wednesday, February 12, 1997 2:03PM
Hysterical.
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YO' MAMA IS SOOOO FAT...
- I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
- They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to
get her through.
- When she dances she makes the band skip.
- Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.
- When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her
13 years to live.
- When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
- She puts mayonaise on aspirin.
- Her ass has its own congressman.
- Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
- When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of
the way.
- When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
- When your father mounts her his ears pop.
- Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
- Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
- She can't even jump to a conclusion.
- Her nickname is "DAMN!"
- The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
- She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
- The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.
- She's not allowed to wear a Malcom X shirt as helicopters mistake her for
a landing pad.
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