EEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
>> -You consider McDonald's "real food"
>> -You actually like doing laundry at home
>> -4:00 am is still early on the weekends
>> -It starts getting late on the weeknights
>> -Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
>> -You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
>> -You'd rather clean than study
>> -"Oh fuck how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
>> -Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
>> -Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life
>> -You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
>> -You know the pizza boy by name
>> -You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dwithheld
>> -You live for getting mail (E-mail included)
>> -Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
>> -Prank phone calls become funny again
>> -It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
>> -World War III could take place and you'd be clueless
>> -You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
>> -Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
>> -Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
>> -You find out milk crates had so many uses
>> -Wal-mart is the coolest store
>> -The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
>> -You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too
long.
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