confucious say...
Diane withheld (dianep@enterprise.withheld.net)
Wed, 13 Nov 1996 11:10:34 -0500 (EST)
> Confucious say:
>
> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>
> Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
>
> It is good for girl to meet boy in pwithheld, but better
> for boy to pwithheld meat in girl.
>
> Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
>
> Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
>
> Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
>
> Man who finger girl having period get caught red
> handed.
>
> Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
>
> Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
>
> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>
> Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly
> finger.
>
> Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
>
> Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp
> cock.
>
> Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
>
> Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
>
>
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