If Courtney Love married Shaquille O'Neal, she'd be Courtney
Love Shaq.
> If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
>
> If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
>
> If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
>
> If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
>
> If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd
be
> Cat Doggy Dogg.
>
> If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to
marry
> Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
>
> If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
> Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Monster.
>
> If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
> If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married
> Jerry Mathers, she'd be >Liv Ito Beaver.
>
> If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg
> Pooh.
>
> How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou,
> he'd be Boog Alou.
>
> If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him
to
> marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
>
>
> If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan
> Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. (I really had to think
about
> this one to get it!)
>
> If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar,
> then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
>
> If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose
> Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.
>
> If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar
> (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer >(of MGM), and Norbert Wiener
> (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
>
> If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory
> Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
>
> If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back
in
> show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin
> Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could
all
> nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short
> Guy."
>