HUMOR: Five reasons computers must be female...

withheld C. L'withheld (dcl@clearlight.com)
Thu, 22 May 1997 14:59:10 -0400 (EDT)

| Subject: Five reasons computers must be female...
|
| 5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
| 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
| memory for future reference.
| 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
| incomprehensible to everyone else.
| 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as
| informative as:
| "If you don't know why I'm mad at you,
| then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
| 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
| spending half your paycheck on accessories for them. 

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