Forwarded message:
| >FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE
| >
| > 5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
| >
| > 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
| > memory for future reference.
| >
| > 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers
| > is incomprehensible to everyone else.
| >
| > 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative
| > as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
| > going to tell you."
| >
| > 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
| > spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
-- withheld C. L'withheld dcl@explore.com Network Systems Technician