HUMOR: Jokes
SoDak (sodak@sd.cybernex.net)
Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:03:34 -0500
Confucius say:
America good place to put Chinese restaurant.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
To make egg roll, push it.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
Man who eats photograph of his dad is soon spitting image of his
father.
Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
Confucius say: I didn't say that!!!