HUMOR: Panda
withheld C. L'withheld (dcl@explore.com)
Mon, 14 Apr 1997 09:39:28 -0400 (EDT)
| >> A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
| >> eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
| >> panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?
| >> You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The
| >> panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
| >>
| >> The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
| >> panda:
| >>
| >> "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct
| >> black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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