Just another joke to add to your collection
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her
front porach, reflecting on her long life, when -- all
of a sudden -- a faiery godmother appears in front and
proclaims that she will be granted three wishes.
"well, now," says the old lady,
"I quess I would like to be really rich."
**** POOF **** her rocking chair turns into solid gold.
"and, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young and
beautiful princess."
**** POOF **** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"your third wish?" askes the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"ooh --- can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asks
****POOF*** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone
could imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. with a smile that makes her knees weak, he
saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"BET YOU'RE SORRY YOU HAD ME NEUTERED"