HUMOR: FW: Clones (fwd)

withheld C. L'withheld (dcl@clearlight.com)
Wed, 26 Feb 1997 15:18:12 -0500 (EST)

This was too good (bad?) not to pass on.

| ________________________________________________________________________
| From: Homonoff-Richard on Tue, Feb 25, 1997 9:38 AM
| Subject: Clones
|
|
| Re: Sheep clone
|
| It seems that the media missed out on reporting a previous clone by
| a scientist a few years ago. That one looked identical to the
| scientist, but there was a flaw: the clone cussed constantly.
|
| The scientist could not convince the clone to straighten up the foul
| language and got tired of the vulgarity. So one day the scientist
| took the clone to the top of the Empire State building and pushed him
| off the top.
|
| The scientist was immediately arrested and charged with making
| an obscene clone fall.

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