HUMOR: Conspiracy theory?
Charley Bwithheld (cbwithheld@withheld.net)
Mon, 7 Apr 1997 09:47:17 -0400
>Think about this......
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>Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.
>John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.
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>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
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>The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
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>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head.
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>Here is an interesting one...
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>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
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>Both were assissinated by Southerners.
>Both were succeeded by Southerners.
>Both successors were named Johnson.
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>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908.
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>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.
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>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>Both comprise fifteen letters.
>Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
>Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
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>To cap it all off, Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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>Little known fact:
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>One week before Lincoln's death, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
>One week before Kennedy's death, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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