HUMOR: The 7 dwarfs (fwd)
Alan Cwithheld (abc@withheld.net)
Fri, 7 Mar 1997 13:07:09 -0500 (EST)
The seven dwarfs are visiting Rome, and as befits notable celebrities they
are introduced to the Pope. One by one, each dwarf is taken to the Holy
Father and kisses his ring while in the background the other six dwarfs
are hissing at him "go on, ask him, ask him!!!" - but each dwarf refuses,
much to the amusement of the Pope.
The last dwarf is Dopey. He reaches the Pope and again, in the background
the others are whispering "go on, ask him, ask him - you wanted to know -
ASK HIM!!!".
"I can't ask THAT" replies Dopey. "Ask me what?" replies the pope,
clearly amused. "Holy Father," replies Dopey, "are there any Dwarf Nuns?"
The Pope thinks for a minute, then sends a minion to find out. A few
moments later he's back with the news - there is no such thing as a dwarf
Nun.
Dopey looks crestfallen, while in the background the other dwarfs are
dancing up and down, gleefully shouting:
"TOLD YOU, TOLD YOU, DOPEY F---ED A PENGUIN!"