HUMOR: Fwd: No Longer A Kid (fwd)
withheld C. L'withheld (dcl@clearlight.com)
Mon, 3 Mar 1997 09:48:54 -0500 (EST)
| >You know you are no longer a kid when..
| >
| >Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.
| >Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
| >The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
| >Being bad is no longer cool.
| >You have friends who have kids.
| >Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
| > You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland. Your parents'
| >jokes are now funny.
| > You have once said, "Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
| > You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jwithheld's Thriller.
| >Christmas starts to piss you off.
| > You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause mom is not there to
| >do your laundry anymore.
| > Two words: parachute pants
| > Naps are good.
| > Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
| > You have onced deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever".
| > When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don't dispense
| >balloons.
| > When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"
| > Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you.
| > The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.
| > You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
| > Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.
| > You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
| > You WANT clothes for Christmas.
| > You don't want a Camaro becuase of the insurance premiums.
| > You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
| > You've bought an album on vinyl.
| > You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
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withheld C. L'withheld
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