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From: Hammer, Greg
To: withheld, Amy; withheld, Dimitri
Subject: Fwd: Been so long
Date: Tuesday, February 11, 1997 7:34AM
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FORWARDED FROM: Hammer, Greg
Return-Path: <MiaErick@aol.com>
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 18:29:59 -0500 (EST)
From: MiaErick@aol.com
Message-Id: <970210181237_949810631@emout18.mail.aol.com>
To: JRiverO2@aol.com, oriol1@msn.com, pintail@netdoor.com,
cfarley@aoe.vt.edu,
ghammer@withheld.withheld.gov
Subject: Fwd: Been so long
I thought this was really cute!
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Forwarded message:
From: aedele@citynet.net (Bill Edele)
To: miaerick@aol.com
Date: 97-02-10 02:57:33 EST
Hi Mia,
I missed you last Friday but was thinking of you as the CARRY driver
calmed down. Hope to see SEE you soooon
BIll
P.S. Rules for WEB DATING?
> 1. Make sure his "hard drive" is never exposed. Especially upon the first
> meeting
> since you don't want to seem too "easy".
> 2. Check out his "Bod" rate first!!!!
> 3. If by some chance he becomes too irresistible, ask him to please place
> "handi-
> wrap" over his modem to prevent a possible "virus".
> 4. Once you have established he has an adequate "hard drive", you must
then
> determine if he has the RAM to support it.
> 5. Never come home with megabytes on your neck.
> 6. If his system goes down, does it take long to get it up again????
> 7. Does he have a girlfriend at every "port"?????
> 8. You know it's been a good date when you come home and your mega
'hurts"
> 9. Be very wary if he asks you, "your keypad or mine?"
> The above guidelines for internet dating are those obtained from
Dear
> Abby's best selling book, "A 486, does bigger always mean better", but if
> you see that none of the above applies to your particular situation we
advise
> you to just wing it!!!!