| Hi all.
| Heard these over the weekend and thought you'd all enjoy.
| Forgive me if you've heard them all before. I'm not usually up on the
| latest jokes, and they are often old news by the time they get to me.....
| Bye.
|
| 1) How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
| Six - Two to actually do it, and four to make t-shirts about it.
|
| 2) How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
| A whole houseful - One to actually do it, and the rest to chant, "CHUG!
| CHUG!"
|
| 3) How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
| Three - One to actually do it, and two to write a folk song about it.
|
| 4) How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
| Two - One to actually do it, and one to point out the violation of the
| socket.
|
| And finally...
|
| 5) How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
| Only two...But how'd they get in there in the first place?
-- withheld C. L'withheld dcl@explore.com Network Systems Technician