| Illiterate?? Write today for help!
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| Auto Repair Service. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again!
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| Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
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| Stock Up and Save!! Limit-one per customer.
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| For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
| drawers.
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| Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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| Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. No experience necessary.
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| Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Salary and
| Blue Cross.
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| We do not tear your clothing with machinery!! We do it carefully-by hand.
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| Tired of cleaning yourself?? Let us do it!
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| Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
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| Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
| Automatically burns toast.
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| For Rent: Six room hated apartment.
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| We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.
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| Man, honest, will take anything.
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| Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
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| Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
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| And now, the SuperStore!!!-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
| unrivaled inconvenience.
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