Fwd:
Virtual Mother (withheld@InfoAve.Net)
Sun, 05 Jan 1997 05:30:47 -0500 (EST)
>>If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
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>>When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
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>>How did a fool and his money GET together?
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>>How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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>>If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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>>What's another word for thesaurus?
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>>Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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>>What do they use to ship styrofoam?
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>>How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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>>Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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>>When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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>>Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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>>Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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>>Do they have reserved pwithhelding for non-handicap people at the Special
>>Olympics?
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>>If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
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>>What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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