> 10 Things Santa and System Administrators have in common.
>
> 1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funnily.
> 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted
> are infinitesimal.
> 3. Santa seldom answers your mail.
> 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves
> make it for me!".
> 5. Santa only cares about one deadline - his.
> 6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work
> themselves.
> 7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
> 8. Santa laughs entirely too much.
> 9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into home (PC) and having a snoop
> around.
> 10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.