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Subject: HUMOR: Fwd: Penguin (fwd)
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Date: Tue, 1 Oct 1996 10:14:39 -0400
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From: steve prue <steevp@interport.net> (by way of Charley Bwithheld)
Subject: HUMOR: Fwd: Penguin
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hahahahha!
Subject: Penguin
Sent: 9/30/96 6:27 PM
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From: Beth Krakower, Beth_Krakower@bmgmusic.com
Why does this joke amuse me so!!! It's another oldie but a goodie, folks!
A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He
waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to
the
nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of
hours to
check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't
complain
but wondered off to find the closest supermwithheldet.
He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish
sticks. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream
and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage
covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands
and
shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the
penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."
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