Banyan employee Tom Greenaway took a musical poke at the competition
in NetWare Man - sung to the tune of the Beatles' Nowhere Man:
He's a real NetWare man
Living in his Novell LAN
Making all his E-Mail plans for nobody
Doesn't have an open view
Knows not where he's routing to
Maybe hope in 4.2 or 3
NetWare Man, please listen
ENS is what you're missing
NetWare Man, the world could be at your command
He's as blind as Bill's NT
Just sees his own bindery
NetWare man can't TCP at all
NetWare man, please listen
ENS is what you're missing
NetWare man, the world could be at your command
He's a real NetWare man
Living in his Novell LAN
Making all his E-Mail plans for nobody
Making all his GroupWise plans for nobody
Making all his Utah plans for nobody