HUMOR: more of the same (but still funny)

Alan Cwithheld (abc@gateway.com)
Fri, 18 Oct 1996 16:46:31 -0400

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas
of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She
sees this and calls out "Fifty dollars!" He's tempted, but the
price is a little high so he calls back "Five!" She'd disgusted
and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and
as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she
won't come down on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts and Bill
answers her "Five!" No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get
into shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get
to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there.

She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells "See what you
get for five dollars!"