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| What your car says about you:
|
| Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports
| cars
| Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars
| Acura NSX I am impotent
| Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires
| Buick Pwithheld Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states
| Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson
| Cadillac Seville I am a pimp
| Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people
| Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them
| I
| have a 'Vette
| Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis
| Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the
| government
| Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather
| Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
| Dodge Dart I teach third-grade special education and I
| voted for Eisenhower
| Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
| Ford Explorer I think I can kick your ass
| Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)
| Ford Fiesta I'm short
| Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 mph in school zones
| Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change
| lanes when I pull up behind them
| Ford Taurus I like driving company/rental cars
| Geo Metro I don't care what you think
| Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall
| Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall
| Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better
| than no convertible at all
| Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
| Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
| Hyundai Excel I never drive over 60 anyway
| Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits
| pending
| Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his
| reports
| Isuzu Trooper (See Jeep Cherokee)
| Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that
| is in the shop 280 days per year
| Jeep Cherokee (See Ford Explorer)
| Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
| Corp.
| Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
| Mercury Grand Marquis (See Lincoln Town Car)
| Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
| Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Muffy and a son named
| Cole
| Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an
| eighteen-wheeler
| MGB I am dating a mechanic
| Mitsubishi Diamante I thought I was ordering sushi
| Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
| Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and am going to make
| a fortune off the parts
| Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
| Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
| Plymouth Reliant I have incredibly stingy parents
| Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock
| Porsche 944 I am dating big-haired women that otherwise
| would be inaccessible to me
| RollsRoyceSilverShadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
| Saab 9000 Turbo I hope this will help me score with fast Swedish
| chicks
| Saturn SL2 I actually believe those commercials
| Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
| inferior than Isuzu
| Toyota Camry I am still in the closet
| Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns
| Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet
| Volkswagen Jetta I have never owned a real car before
| Volkswagon Microbus Hey, man, I am tripping right now
| Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife
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