Bill Peebles
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Oct 10 11:20:00 1996
A member of the Republican National Committee reaches room temperature
and goes to heaven. He meets Saint Peter and asks him,"Where am I?"
Saint Peter replies,"You are in heaven."
The man sees a room full of clocks. He asks,"What are those clocks for?"
Saint Peter replies," Those clocks measure how much time people have
left to live."
Then the Republican asks," Why are some of the clocks running faster
than others?"
The saint replies,"When people lie,their clocks run faster."
The recently deceased man feels a breeze coming from the room where
the clocks are. "Where is the breeze coming from?" he asks.
Saint Peter replies,"The clock for Bob Dole is running so fast,we
are using it as a ceiling fan.