HUMOR: small planet news (fwd)

withheld L'withheld (dcl@mercury.withheld.com)
Mon, 12 Feb 1996 07:52:16 -0500 (EST)

A friend forwarded this to me. Enjoy.

| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| I think everyone in the universe must have received
| several free Compuserve CD-Rom's over the past week or so -- in junk
| mail, in magazines, piled on desks. I was about to discard one of them
| when I noticed that it's designed to be used on both Macs and PC's,
| which was intriguing. Looking further, I noticed the two sets of
| instructions, printed side-by-side on the disk in blue and purple,
| which I've tried to reproduce faithfully here:
|
| MACINTOSH[r] INSTALLATION WINDOWS[tm] INSTALLATION
| Insert CD-ROM in drive. Insert CD-ROM in drive.
| Double-click DEMO icon. From Windows,
| choose File, then
| Run. Type "D:\DEMO"
| and click "OK".*
|
| *Replace "D:" with your
| drive letter if different.

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radioactive cat litter

Date: Thu, 02 May 96 15:47:06 -700 From: Bo Bradham

T. Radioactive cat litter found in May 1991 in Berkeley, Calif

Fimrite, Peter. Radioactive Cat Poop--A Berkeley Mystery.--News. San Francisco Chronicle: May 29, 1991, A, 12:1 Berkeley CA health workers and police are trying to find the person who illegally used Iodine 131 to treat a cat whose radioactive droppings were later discovered in a trailer full of trash after they set off an alarm for radioactive materials.