HUMOR: Fwd: My Kid is better than your kid (fwd)
Jim Nasiatka (jwylde@interaccess.com)
Thu, 15 Feb 1996 09:07:03 -0500
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>>These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained
>>in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while
>>walking to the first tee. "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for
>>himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
>>owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in
>>the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a
>>gift."
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>>The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as
>>a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful,
>>in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a
>>gift."
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>>The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage and in
>>the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a
>>gift.
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>>As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have
>>been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
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>>"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out, he
>>replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just
>>recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side,
>>he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have
>>given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock
>>certificates."
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All the money in the world is no match for hard work and ingenuity...
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