> Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 08:47:32 -0500 (EST)
> From: Andre Correa <acorrea@internetco.net>
> Subject: Re: UNSUBSCRIBE ME NOW OR I'LL SHOOT!
> To: Steve Hollasch <stevehol@microsoft.com>
> cc: "'vrml-modeling@mailserver.sdsc.edu'" <vrml-modeling@franklin.sdsc.edu>,
> "'vrml-behaviors@mailserver.sdsc.edu'" <vrml-behaviors@franklin.sdsc.edu>
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> >
> > Note that this is my third attempt to unsubscribe from this list. For
> > my first attempt, I walked out on my front porch at three in the morning
> > and shouted "UNSUBSCRIBE ME FROM THIS LIST!". I heard a dog bwithheld in the
> > distance for confirmation and thought that everything was taken care of.
> >
> > Then I got another piece of mail. I figure there was a glitch in the
> > system.
> >
> > The solution struck me while I was driving to work the next day. At the
> > next stoplight, I jumped out of my car and sprinted to the center of the
> > intersection. "UNSUBSCRIBE ME! UNSUBSCRIBE ME!", I screamed as I whirled
> > around to make sure everybody heard me. "UNSUBSCRIBE ME!", I yelled as I
> > leapt onto the hood of a nearby Tercel and pounded on the hood. Everybody
> > had they're full attention on me, so they can't say they didn't get my
> > message!
> >
> > Satisfied that I'd solved the problem, I got back into my car and
> > arrived
> > at work. Wouldn't you know it? I got *another* email from this list! Then
> > it occurred to me that I'd made a simple mistake; clearly I must shout at
> > everybody on the list so that you, the collective readers, can all drive to
> > your collective control center and do whatever it is you all do there and
> > get
> > me off the list.